Oh, Miley...

So everyone by now has probs heard about or seen the Miley Cyrus pole dance from the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. CHECK OUT the girl's face in the background of this picture:

We feel ya, girl.

Now, we here at Back to the Gaysics are definitely always up for a good pole dance, but not by someone young enough to be called a "tween." Miley, you are 16. You are TOO YOUNG to be a skank. Get it together.

Ugh, I need a Diet Coke.

Love,

Jimmy